I feel odd having feelings for people nowadays. They either fake it until they get in your pants or the don’t get in your pants soon enough turn into a GIANT asshole and leave. Hmmm can I order a man like a pizza please?
Can I get… Funny. Intellectual. Studious. Tattooed/Pierced. Tallish. Healthy. Quirky. Attractive. Job. Car. House/Apartment. A Dog. Loving. Respectful. Respectful of my space. Not the jealous type. Not overly clingy. An all around good guy.
Is that to much to as for? Seriously is it? Jeezzzz